Milhouse

 

he wears glasses and he is nice

he is very gullible

he is a nerd and a geek

and he wants to be your BFF

 he talks about everything

and anything under the sun

he gets on your nerves

block his number so he canīt bother you again

 

Who wants to be your best friend?

MILHOUSE!!!

Who calls you night and day?

MILHOUSE!!!

Who canīt keep still?

MILHOUSE!!!

Who is a (fucking) bonehead?

MILHOUSE!!!

 

he is constantly being bullied

and he wets his bed

he frequently visits a psychiatrist

to talk about his little problems 

he visits you at anytime

he is always annoying

he wants to be popular

he is usually clumsy around females

 

Who wants to be your best friend?

MILHOUSE!!!

Who calls you night and day?

MILHOUSE!!

Who canīt keep still?

MILHOUSE!!!

Who is a (fucking) bonehead?

MILHOUSE!!!