Eric the weasel

 

his coat changes from white to brown

he has sharp teeth and claws

silent hunter, can approach without noise

then rush upon its prey 

he is as curious as raccoons

and smells worse than a skunk

with his slender body he sneaks into holes

and enters underground burrows

 

Eric the weasel

hug him, cuddle him

and squeeze life outta him

 Eric the weasel

hug him, cuddle him

and squeeeeeeeeze life outta him

 

he pretends to be your best friend

but he is fucking sneaky

you give him the little finger

and he rips off your arm

 he kills without a reason

even though he is not hungry

he is not afraid to fight a bear

do not dare to come near

  

Eric the weasel

hug him, cuddle him

and squeeze life outta him

Eric the weasel

hug him, cuddle him

and squeeeeeeeeze life outta him