Don´t leave your bottle unattended

you are at a party

with a drink in your hand

a few drinks later

you can’t hold it anymore

 human need is inescapable

you have to take a whizz, to bleed the lizard

then you return and you’re relieved.

where is your drink? your bottle is gone.

don’t leave your bottle unattended

somebody could spit in it

don’t leave your bottle unattended

Steves are all-around

you are at a bar

with your best friends

you want to have fun

and have a few drinks

 then a raving beauty enters the bar

you can’t get your eyes off her

she walks to her boyfriend, your dream is shattered

you turn around and your bottle is gone

don’t leave your bottle unattended

somebody could spit in it

don’t leave your bottle unattended

Steves are all-around